Title "Bitch Fest 95" by Cindi
Brought to you by: Gaew, Cindi, Annee, Vassana
I'm GAEWTAR, most of you know me I'm sure, but if you don't, well...too
bad! Cindi, Annee, Vassana and I enjoy IRC alot. So.. we decided to start
this corner and bring you guys the update talks of #siam :) We'll bring
you news, gossips, girls talk, lovers in siam, USA slang words, and lots
of Cindi's own unique words. So.. tune in to "BITCHFEST 95'."
-Gaew (May7)
THATS" RITE!!!! EAT MY SHEEAT!!! MANG!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahhahaha
hahahr rated or x rated wa? :) hahahahahaha yo.. u sure siam ppl
won't hate me for this?? ahh fuck that i mai care wa!!!!! Yo cool ass corner
woy good idea giving them a warning
-Cindi (May 7)
hahah..... man.... i think i would come on here just to hear cindi....geez...how
else can i learn from da two mistresses of xxxx :P~ i dont think the warning
is strong enough... :) eheh
-annee (May 9)
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When I first started playing siam, I couldn't beliveeeeee how many men
that jeeb jeeb jeeb girls in siam. I was really addicted to irc back then,
and STILL now! I would play days and nights, then I got to know many people
that play in siam. GALS.. beware, siam guys jeeb you like they haven't
been eating for months.. hmmm.. maybe YEARS!! Most of the guys in siam
are "NICE" - I think. One word of advice, play it by brain not
by heart o.k. gals... or else, I might have to start a new ch calls, "ok-huk"
nah ja.
-Gaew (May 7)
hahahaa this topic too easy to comment on wa yai gaew... but i dunno if i bitch about this the guys will be bithcin too coz they gonna be like u girls should know we just joking nee na.. chai mai??? i dunno..mang some ppl can be sappY!! U KNOW what i kind of hope though i hope they really are just playing and doing it to every girl otherwise if someone is really hooked on you and Shit spooky woy!!!.. um.. arai ja bitch dee wa??
Guys get more creative!! hahahahaah ja jeeeb hai invest some wit noi
si ja. guu ja dai impressed.!!!! kow jai???:)
-Cindi (May 7)
you guys are too right ehhehe.... it's pretty freaky if a guy starts
like.... stalkin' you and all... hahaha man... i even got a proposal from
this guy who wanted to call me up and have phone sex with me :P wierdo
freak hehehe..... and then... this other guy.... he says "i really
need to relieve myself.... i was wondering if you could help me?"
.... help him do what????? :P man... i really think he was uh... "jerking"
off right then and there from the "oooooohhhsss and aaaahhhhh"
he kept flooding onto my screen..... what another freakin wierdo .... hehe
where do they find these ppl?? hehehe but... its a good laugh :)
-annee (May 9)
RING... RING.. and more RING... :) Gaewtar chobbbbbb kui tor-ra-sub. Many
guys in the past called me just to hear what my voice sounded like. What
to know how many guys called me????? Let me see....hohoho jom mai dai la'.
Although, some guys in siam are like big "brothers" you know,
they don't really jeeb u, they just want to get to know you na.
I think I'll promote pi pi ti I think "ni-sai-dee" in siam
that I talked to on the phone already dee gwa. So.. soa soa.. wants to
know these guys.. contact gaewtar nah!
-Gaew (May 7)
ERR MEE COMMENT!!!!!!!! MY DAD CUT OFF MY FUKCING PHONELINE WOY!!! COZ
I TALK ON IT TOO DAMNMUCH!!!!!! MANGGGGGGG~~~~~!!!! all I get are motherfreaks
who want phonesex arai GUN WA!!! yai gaewtra dai thae big bros.. i get
freaks!!!!!!!!!! MANGGGgg guu la seng
Cindi- (May 7)
actually..... i dont really give my # out all that much..... only to
a few ppl..... too afraid to i guess ehhehe :) but..... the ppl i talked
to are pretty cool..... p' putt is EXACTLY the way he is on irc... ehheheh
pretty scary huh???..... and some guys are just really nice... not to say
that putt isnt or anything hehehe...... but you have to be careful of him....
he'll start asking you questions about sports.... especially BASEBALL :P
hahahahah :) but he's still a sweetie :) (how much you going to give me
for saying that p' putt jaaaaa???? heheh)
-annee (May 9)
Arai gunn?? I waz so nice, didn't charge u for da service!!..didn't
wanna add to, for what i assume, already HUGEE and SENSitive..phone
bill? hehehee ..Oh mann oh mann.. Does this needs ta be sensored!!? hehe
=P Base ball strike is over! Summer is coming Who's hitting HomeRun? ;-P
Y am i here?? Hey..I'm a gal don't u know? *wink* still sing sing na ya..
virgin douy!!
Have you gals heard this song? Who sings that song cindi? I can't remember..
anyway.. hehe I dedicated that song to "AI KUN PI WONG" hehe
Anyone want to buy him an extention? Jimmy ja++ .. Jimmy "hod"
u ti nai+ .. ru mai jai gaew nee+ chang hoy+ har.. yea right!
-Gaew (May7)
hahahahhahahahahahaha err sak jai gU!!! huh hu hu hhu hu huh huh...
eh w0ng errr^^ gae na gae... *sigh*..... Yo i hate that SONG WA!!!!!! reminds
of this bitch who sang it once... art can u about that but anyways... hahahah
i think of w0ng we dedidcate the song "push it" by salt n' Pepper
Cindi- (May 7)
hmmm.... what can i say about wong? hmmm.... hehehehheheh *wink* let's
leave it at that shall we?? ehhe
-annee (May 9)
Soo.. gals.. lets chit chat.. hehe Who done whom? Whom done who? Are
you guys confuse with my whos' and whoms' yet? hehe :P I have only one
thing to say about this irc sex thing.. hehe ANNEE lucky you!! How can
you do it, man... Sex him and ditch him aaey? I better try that sometimes
hehe :) As for cindi, "don't make too many cakes rise tonight na ter."
More sex talks later...
-Gaew (May 7)
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah MANGG YAI GAEWTAR!!!!!!! sai RAI GUu
ler wa??? cake arai wa??? nii nii ter!! pudd hai dee dee noi YAhahahahhahaha
i think we should discuss u and momy no??? *wink*.... kinky shiphai longassdistance
relationship ngai ngee... mangg cake... mangG!!!hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha
arai gun wa?? rep guu in this chnnel geeezz manggg yai gaew!!!
Cindi- (May 7)
mang doo trend mueng si... mee tha sex sex guys and sex.... ngien ler
wa??? manG!!!!! guu la seng gub ter na.... hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha hmmmm...
ok gaew... can i appoint u the #'s fuck?? that way u can comeback and commnet
on all the guy;s "shortcomings..." or ahem!! "endowments"...
dee mai?? ter ja dai arom dee TOOOK WUN lerhahahahahhahaha ok mai?? guu
chob hahahahey start with w0ng si hhahahahahhahahahah then outt u interested?
p' gaewtar naruk ja tai har ngun ngeenn krai wa? mai aow?? gor rok jit
la..
Cindi- (May 7)
ni ni.. arai yai cindi, "FUCK" don't you think that's a bad word?? heheeh NOT! YOu said you fuck krai ma na? And did you use diaphram or condoms? hehe Teach me how to you know what bang si.. ja learn to satisfy men from u ni la.. hehe
Gaewtar is going back to bkk cindi wanna cumm.. :-P
-Gaew (May 7)
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha rai gun wa??? wed corner involve my personal life too??? hey gaew by the way i was thinkin about somethings na.. hahah we should take a poll, how many guys have come on with girls nick just to get more attetion.. hahah try asking the numbers will astound u..
hahahah make me doubt their real orientation ner?? :) oh yeah and since
it's girls's talk.. i mean what do girls talk about right? GUYS !! ok..
so we have a section where they can do a direct comment link like the love/hate
thing ngai alew.. we have umm.. what u want in man section.. and then all
gals of #siam can be part ngai?? dee mai? hahah of course guu eng ja bitch!!
like..what i want in a man...hahahahhahahahahah alots of cum.. or um hahahah
yo sick mai ya? hahahahahha um try intregity!! manG!! mai hen krai mee
sak khon nung manGG!! guu la seng.. anyways...i dunno mor ideas later woy.
Cindi- (May 7)
hahahahahha.... geez... you guys are crazy... ehheheheheh gaew.... i
dont think you need any lessons from cindi la... :P hehehe you know.....
na song sarn pi' momy jang luy.... i dont think he can handle you dearie
heehheheh..... i dont think many could ehhehehhe :PP teach me oh master
cindi and gaew.... the ways of man are a mystery to me ahahhahahahh :P
lemme hear you make em scream hahahahahhaha..... :) pooooor momy! hehehe....
gogogogo gaew!!!!! heehhe
-annee (May 9)
One of Cindi's idea this week were to let SIAM knows a little more about us (Cindi is actually coming up with good idea la). So.. let me tell you guys a little bit abouth me okie-do-kie...
My
real name is Montira. Most ppll here call me Montira, unless they're are
thai then they call me "nong gaew" (cindi is about the only one
that call me 'yai gaew or ee gaew' :P) I will be 21 soon laew nah (May
14th) to be exact. Cindi you have a bday gift for me yet ya?
I was born in bkk, came to states since little and was raised here :) I'm pretty americanize you can say.. really open, optimistic mind, easily adaptable, talkative, full with confidence, **smiles** often, love to rum thai and dance dance dance. But what I enjoy the most is talking and chit chatting with my buddies :) Like you guys.. (yea...yea.. that's u, yai cindi).
Right now really excited about going to bkk nah. Cuz' haven't been back
in soooo long. Thank god I know pi Poo, Pi momy, Jeab, Por, Paul, and other
pi pi that in bkk to tour me around :) (cindi wanna come mai wah?) I'll
let all you guys know about my trip to bkk, and I'll be sure to take lots
of pics for ya all to see o.k? :)
-Gaew (May 8)
first
of all..... what DO U MEAN CINDI ACTUALLY Coming up with a good idea..
MAnggggg eeh gaew... lawang na ya.. puud hai dee dee.. and second of all..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHica.. cool shiphai same birthday as my dad!!!!! hey this
year the queen ja sadet ma on may 14th na woy... krai in NY ja kow fou??
I gotta go.. keep me company noi si wa.. gee... knowing all about gaewtar
makes me **** her more.. hahaha guess si wa.. what word... guu mai borg!!!!
anyways... no wonder me and gaew get along same ass background.. me too
born in bkk.. came here since i was really young raised in the states..............
personality. hmm.. i don't believe in describing myself coz i feel
interaction is the only way to know what soemone is like wa.. anyways...
umm..arai wa.. fuck I went blank.. damN!! well I like school,clubbing,partying,drinking,reading,and
men with nice built uppertorso.. mmm.. *drool*.. er where was i again?.,..
oh yeah.. me.. nothing laew WOy fuck i feel like i'm fucking writing an
essay for fifth grade... i'll go on.. wa..
Cindi- (May 8)
no
kidding... ehheheh this is like an essay for sure... ehhe as for me....
i was born in the states in los angeles... i'm like 20 (will turn 21 in
september) and i'm finally done with college!!!! yay!! what a looooong
four years :P ehhe but i had fun while i was at it *wink* lessee... hmmm....
what else what else? i like tennis, pool, piano, cars, stereos, dancing,
and guys who have that confident asshole attitude ehehhehe..... yet who
are nice, humorous,smart, good-looking hahaha :) but.. i agree with cindi
that to get to know someone you gotta talk to em first... :P :) i'm going
back to thailand this summer too... so maybe we'll all hook up :) ehhehe
see ya :)
-annee (May 9)
"I'm addicted to irc laew!!" who got that problem? Well..
almost everyone luay lae. I guess you can think of it in two ways: you're
learning how to type faster or you're learning more kewl words from cindi..
hehe... anyhow, if you learn how to "manage your time" wisely
at school, I'm sure you be fine...
-Gaew (May 8)
who me addicted??? PSHAWW!!!!!! Bullshit!! *giggle*... hmmm.. unique words from cindi?? or u mean ... liek,teh,ufck hahahahahahah my little ol way of expressing myself.. as you can all see,.. cindi does know how to spell... I did nOt dye My hair black.. and ofr those of you not quite quick enough to get that one.. deal. did that make sense? no? good then I'vbe done my job haven't I.. fuck.. I gotta go home and study soon.. as much as I love my irc.. and the ppl on there.. ahh fuck it I'll stay.. :) can we say dial 1 800 therapy?
oh yeah my little lovenick for gaewtar my secret lover is ehhdoK!!
-Cindi (May 8)
What do I need to pack to go to bkk bang nia???? Cindi.. any suggestions?
-Gaew (May 7)
yeah dokgaew..... bring your wholesale box of ramses condoms.. oh not ramses?? trojans?? RIBBED?? SHEEPSKIN???? kinky lil' thang..... oh yeah and a toothbrush.. no cavities.. coz then who'll kiss ya? *gRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIInnnn*... heh guu yim suay mai wa????? wa ngai???? dee ner???
oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm goin back to thailand too.. now .. do not run
away.. i don;t bite.. i expect you all to pick me uo at the airport na..
july 4th midnight northwest flight 718 .. get ngun wa? na na ja... cindi
needs a ride.. yai gaew ma ,lub guu duay na woy!!! mai ngai jer dee!!!
Cindi- (May 7)
(May 8)
arai wah eehdok???? What does it mean? Better ask pi Josie sa laew :P Eee cindi, I mai u laew woy! Don gub when I'm back here celebrateing "forth of july" Ngai I shoot lots of firework to kick you out of state na yai cindi. Ni laew u gwa yar go to bkk just to fuck na woy.. daew+ thai guys nee+ our column mod.. go promote our column laew gun hehe...
ni ni.. laew you are going home at midnight? Krai ja wake up pai lub
ter ya? Song sai don jub pai liang ka+ tai+ ti airport song sai hehehe..
:P Call me if you need help nah ter :P
-Gaew
Guys aren't you sick of your other people stealing your nick. Well..
I know some of my friends are. For those assholes and bitches out there,
stop stealing people's nick! There're so many fucking names out there,
if you can't come up with one... contact me or cindi.. we'll think of one
that suit ya...
-Gaew (May 9)
yeah i got plenty of ideas for nicks, hmm like dikwad,thikdik,puzee,bitch,biatch,cumboy,mr-hard,mrs-wet,...
hmmm... outta ideas for now.. any of these might suit u ?? as u may know
i use to be yai-bah... that nick went very well.. but had to be cindi again
coz nonsiam ppl.. couldn;t remember me..
Cindi- (May 9)
werent those nicks used at one time or another by nungie??????? ehhehe
especially...."wetspot" hehehe :P
-annee (May 9)
Well.. I can talk about guys things for ever, but hehe I think Annee and
Cindi will be bored as hell. Well.. let see... for gaewtar laew la gwa..
my dream man needs to have understanding, ohnesty, love, trust, romance
(and lots of it too), CONSITENCY (many many and MANY men DO NOT have) potential,
intellectual, and most important "love and be faithful to me and ONLY
me." I share many things with people in my life, but one thing gaewtar
sure the hell don't share is "MY MAN." Have you guys ever heard
of this new song by Brian Adams, it's call, "HAVE YOU REALLY LOVED
A WOMAN?" It's a very very good song nah, go check it out. Cindi and
Annee me get all emotional when talk about this topic la :P :~ bad experiences
in the past, but I did felt the word "LOVE" once nah. My very
first boyfriend was probably the BEST by far, out of the guys I had dated
:~ Herr.. but gaewtar had to break up after 4-5 years together nah cuz'
of cultural and value differences. Sad jung ner :~ Laew you guys la.. anything
that you want to share?
-Gaew (May 10)
hmmmm... dream guy huh... appropriate term na.. coz he'll only exist
in my dreams.... *sigh*..... hmmm,.. well okay.. nice,funny,witty,intellegent
but not snobbish about it.. gentle and kind.. um... that';s about it..
oh yeah... also extremely true to himself... these are he qualities i look
for in man.. a real man.. In the past i have given up completely coz i
know this does not exist.. i've settled for cheesy hook-ups and goodloooking
men who i can have agood time with.. but with each relationship i grew
bored with the guy coz i realize that i need more.. sounds wierd but substance
is an issue wa!! manG!!!!! anyways!~!!! gloomjai WOY!!!! i know there is
no one out there for me that I'll keep trying out new ppll and ditching
them same fucking cycle.. mang guu la senG! hmm i'm beginning to sound
bitter..I'll go and sleep now i have a date with dream man..
Cindi- (May 10)
I think guys that have CONFIDENCE turn me on the most. The "don't
fuck with me" shit attitude :) I LOVEEEEEEE romantic guys :) A gentleman
(opening doors, holding your stuff for ya and stuff). HOhoho.. he MUST
be able to sings, can play gitar is nice :) Makes me all kinky inside :P
Can sex talk to me :) those are all good :) hehe What about you gals?
-Gaew (May 10)
Hmm... what turns me on... YUP confidence... I kind of like men who show nonchanlance... but since I'm never the type to approach a guy. i don't get anywhere with those... don;t sound so modern na but i totally don't believe in "getting a guy" if a guy likes me he better show it otherwise i'm not amindreader.. but on the otherhand i feel bad having to turn ppl down..coz.. it just not nice.. romantic types are nice sometimes but i really really can;t stand soft men..mushy and soft and sickenly sweet!! *ack*...i would die of suffocation.. i need my space.. physically, i like a man to take charge.. I hate having a guy ask for my permission to kiss me.. yeah it;s nicea nd gentlemanly but um... talk about ruining the mood.. sheeeeshh.. manG!! i wanna ShoooP!!!! um okay have i shared enough mang!!! u all can think I'ma freak now.. manG!! khern^^ shiphai.. *blush*..
um oh yeah... singers turn me on too.. it's a girl thing i think.. i
dunno.. they seem to have style and smoothness to them.. ooooh.. nice..
guu choB!!!!
Cindi- (May 10)
hmmm..well..... i like a confident almost asshole kinda attitude, the
kind of guy who knows what he wants and knows that he can and will get
it. hmmm.. hahahhha although romance is nice.... i agree with cindi that
sometimes its just toooo much ehheheh :)) i think i'm a more PASSIONATE
kinda person than a romantic type... although... romance does have its
place and no relationship could do without it :) i like athletic guys too...
ehhehe especially tennis players :P~~~ oh man... they got NICE LEGS :P~~
hehehehehe usually with nice legs come a nice butt hhahaha :) like cindi...
i do like the guy to take charge... BUT... sometimes.... it's much more
fun to be the dominant one! hehehehe :) *wink* hey... no complaints yet!
*wink* ehehheh :P i'm sure there's more but.... cant think of them right
now.... :) :P
annee- (May 13)
ALLRIGHT!!! NOW THIS IS A TOPIC I CAN TALK ABOUT!!!!! turn ons.....
confidence exuding from every pour of his body yet with a touch of vulnerablity
so you know he;s not a complete asshole who is all high on himself.. boy
betta gotta chest!!!! i.e.. brad pitt, keanu,yes even that dork marky mark
must be commended for his incredible chest.. body betta be workin!! I'm
talkin BA baMMM!!! biceps,triceps,back muscle.. *drool*.. hmm what else
is there.. good hygiene.. clean underwear ..... a hairless back muy importante...
umm..lastin endurance ahemm if you know waht i mean.. break out the gatorade
folks.. as for turnoffs.. naems like leonard,alfred and gary.. *ick*..
goldcahin wearing stuck in the seventies losers, old men who have wives
at home yet have no problem driving you home.. old men who have grandkids
at home and have no problem driving you home.. even worse?? old women who
have.. well you get the idea..
Cindi- (May 15)
Avaliable on May 14
This is a request topic nah ppll. You know I have many guys friends, and
when I come to this question, they all answer me differently. Since I was
raised in states, I had a chance to interact with both american men and
asian men. From what I survey ma na, american men love confidence women.
She must have out going personality, independent, great in bed (sex..sex...sex),
open, blunt, etc.. Most of these qualities are opposite with asian men
nah. Asian men on the other hand, likes women that are soft, "NARUK"
and gental, feminine, a "GOODY", a mother type mung. Here is
my own opionion nah, I think most american wants a WIFE (companionship),
and most asian men wants a MOTHER (someone that can take care of their
son/daughter). You guys agree? I think men in general hates women that
"bitch" or "nagg" boi boi nah. They feel tired I think.
Men and women are opposite, that's why we attracts you know. The bottom
line is this, if you guys are having problems with gf/bf or what ever,
women needs to be talk out the problems, but men needs to be left alone
when there're problems. Just a hint to keep your relationship together
na ja took took kon.
Gaew- (May 13)
manggg... sang sorn I ler ya maegaew!! anyways.. um what's the topic
again? guy's turnon/offs? arai wa? how i can speak for them wa?... yai
gaew.. okay here's what i think.. guys like a girl who is uninhibited.
you're right it all comes down to sex.. i mean what kind of turn on are
we talking about here? i can't speak for thai men because don't know too
many but the ones i know are kind of conservative. i KNOW WHAT turns them
off though./. the usual like gaew said bitching, nagging,fat,acne,hairy
chest,yeast infection,hmm i could go on but mae gaew said to keep it clean..
not much to say on this topic i ain't no expert on men.. unlike.. ahemm...
some ppl.. *giggle*..
Cindi- (May 15)
GAEwtar wrote: Before I called cindi I had to revise the thai slangs
that I know, and I know very little. Ya all know that cindi is known for
her own UNIQUE words. hehe they are Rated R and X sometime, but she makes
you laugh right? Anyway, I called her and we talked for oh.. geess 3 hrs
dai mung, cuz' gaewtar had to go to the bathroom 3 times nae hehe. But
we speak english to each other mostly, cuz' gaewtar yung pood thai slang
mai koi pen. Cindi is a charater, like in irc luay :) VERY VERY FUNNY,
what a sense of humor :) Cindi man.. u r a kewl gal :) and don't let anyone
tell you different okie :) p.s. never thought cindi can say, " ka++++"
Gaew- (May 13)
hey gaew practice yoru spanish na.. remember yo nescesito una buena
pegada.. por favor.. aii guapo chico.. dame!! *smile*.. :) na ja yai gaew,..
to make sure you have a very very *wink* happy and satisfying birthday..
if not this year then next year..
Cindi- (May 15)
here's an interesting topic.. don';t you think? an unknown realm to
some, mere fantasy for others, and a daily regimen for a lucky few.. would
you believe two years ago i didn;'t know what one was?,,, *ahem* i thought
i had better announce that before mae gaew does.,.. hmm. any comments ladies?...
more later na.... hey gaew should we all give a cyberfellatio?
Cindu_mi- (May 15)
What is "cyberfellatioa?" I heard this word before (I think)
but forgot what it is laew. Cindiiiiii.. to tell you the truth, this is
not my topic cuz' hehe me don't really know how *shy* *kern* I'll give
you the "miss queen of blow job" hehe better ask Annee if she
agrees.. hehe so.. you guys, tell me the recipe for making men all wild
si..
Gaew (May 15)
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