Rule number 5: Follow our leader.
There ain’t anyone in the Eastern hemisphere better than Thai PM, mr Taksin,
as he led the Thai gov't in spending multi-billion baht, 20 country leaders
ass
smooching event. We'll do anyting to make an impression, even if it
takes a 90,000 baht shirt to do it.
Rule number 6. Self-acceptance.
Breath in. Breath out. While Americans youth are becoming vegetarians,
buying yoga related items and eating Thai food, ours are in awe of all
things American. Life is as such and there isn’t any use denying it. Resistance
is not only futile, it’s unnatural.
Rule number 7: Always
look on the brighter side. American supremacy has its
benefits. Think about it. At least they bring us Britney Spears.
Rule number 8: Search deeper into your
soul and you will find that it is not the average Americans
who are trying to hurt us. It’s not even the U.S. government. It is the
U.S. corporations. Search a level deeper and you will see that U.S. corporations
are not really trying to hurt anyone at all, they are just looking out
for their shareholders. Which brings me to the next rule on the path to
inner peace.
Rule number 9: There
is a spiritual solution to every problem. To deal with
American supremacy, buy U.S. stocks.
Rule number 10: Everything
that has a begining must have an end. Remember that the
end is not only possible but inevitable. The matrix wisdom said so.
If after following all of these rules, you still cannot find inner peace.
It should be obvious that you don’t have it. |
